Time for some PJ's.

How do u extract IRON ORE frm hema malini???

get her drunk...
then she'll get tight...
now u ve hema-tite!
n now u can xtract iron ore!!


How do u make a flying cobra land?

Just say NAGA-LAND!!!


What do you call a mathematician who talks too much?

Hyperbola !!


why cant HIPPOPOTAMUS's lie??

B'coz .....

HIPS DONT LIE.


Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge.why?

bcoz

sin90 = cot45!!


Thr was an old man who use 2 park vehicals for others...
suddenly one day evry1 startd calling him Spider man.....WHY??????

coz they's used to say "Peter Park-kar"


what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wandaring how?

thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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