tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-971827966038807062011-07-19T19:58:02.159+05:30valianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07905160622332885526noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97182796603880706.post-63808227604733884562007-07-11T09:18:00.000+05:302008-12-09T02:39:24.300+05:30<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dWUlt_54Khc/RpWqZ5a7J1I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/bSE6-ch4LVM/s1600-h/laughing.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 137px; height: 179px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dWUlt_54Khc/RpWqZ5a7J1I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/bSE6-ch4LVM/s320/laughing.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086158716072044370" border="0" /></a><br />How do u extract IRON ORE frm hema malini???<br /><br />get her drunk...<br />then she'll get tight...<br />now u ve hema-tite!<br />n now u can xtract iron ore!!<br /><br /><br />How do u make a flying cobra land?<br /><br />Just say NAGA-LAND!!!<br /><br /><br />What do you call a mathematician who talks too much?<br /><br />Hyperbola !!<br /><br /><br />why cant HIPPOPOTAMUS's lie??<br /><br />B'coz .....<br /><br />HIPS DONT LIE.<br /><br /><br />Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge.why?<br /><br />bcoz<br /><br />sin90 = cot45!!<br /><br /><br />Thr was an old man who use 2 park vehicals for others...<br />suddenly one day evry1 startd calling him Spider man.....WHY??????<br /><br />coz they's used to say "Peter Park-kar"<br /><br /><br />what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wandaring how?<br /><br />thats bcoz....<br />TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR<br /><br />PS: source forwaded messages<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/97182796603880706-6380822760473388456?l=valiant88.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>valianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07905160622332885526noreply@blogger.com1